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“FHM it’s not something that I would choose to do again. That was a

one-time thing”

“I feel I’m capable of some great work, so I wish I had held off on FHM until

I really had proven myself first”

“All the tattoos that I’ve gotten are things that I got on the spur of the

moment and that I’m very passionate about.”

“We thought it was bullshit that all these spoiled people that other people

taking out their trash, so we were plowing down the street, knocking over trash

cans.”

“I grew up obsessed with Nirvana and Mötley Crüe”

“I can cook only Hot Pockets and Eggo Waffles”

“Lindsay Lohan and I weren’t the best of friends.”

“I plan on never having to go to rehab. That’s my goal.”

“Every time a relationship ends, I say, If I could just be Angelina

Jolies’s girlfriend, I would be so happy!”

“I feel most beautiful after a day of surfing-The salt water makes my hair

wavy, I get some color on my face, and I just feel better about myself”

“The next tattoo will be strictly artwork. It’s going to symbolize getting

rid of the dead weight in my life and removing all the things that are negative.

It’s going to be about starting over in a positive light.”

“When you’re a kid and you used to twist out your teeth when they were loose: It hurts, but it also felt awesome.”

“I didn’t do nudity but I made hundreds for just singing one song one time.

“Brian and I were in Hawaii and we heard this lady moaning so loudly I thought that the guy was using a Wiffle Ball bat on her, so I grabbed my video camera, went out to the balcony and started filming—which was right when they

were finishing. The guy looked up and saw me. If you watch the tape today, you can hear me say, ‘Oh shit!’.”

“I have a really offbeat, weird, dark sense of humor. My sense of humor doesn’t really mesh well with sitcom television.”

“I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off.”

“Friends will tell me, ‘Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.’”

“We covered ourselves in acrylic paint, rolled around and made a painting on the sheet. There were footprints here, my ass cheeks there, one part that looked like angel wings. It was amazing.”

“Almost everything I did on transformers was a whole new experience. We did most of our own stunts.”

“I have upwards of, I would guess, 30 to 50 pairs of dress shoes, but they’re all really amazing. I love Jimmy Choo,

Casadei, and Cavalli. I’ve got like 15 pairs at my boyfriend’s house, and they’re all over the floor, and they’re all over the floor at my apartment here and my apartment in L.A. They’re all over the place”

“I’m an artist also, and I sketch up all of my own tattoos. As lame as it sounds, it really is a form of expression for me. I don’t want to be one of those people who has their arms sleeved, or a shirt or vest of tattoos. But it is something that I really enjoy. So until I think I pushed it far enough, I’m going to keep getting them”

“All the tattoos that I’ve gotten are things that I got on the spur of the moment and that I’m very passionate about. All the rest of my tattoos have very deep meanings. They’re not things I would ever get removed for any reason. But at the same time, it’s so easy to get tattoos removed now. I’ve looked into it just out of curiosity.”

“I don’t find myself attractive”

“I never leave my house you should see that I wear sweatpants, and a big T-shirt, with NY Mets on it. Who wants to write about that?”

“I still pee in the swimming pool. It’s full of chlorine — that kills all the bacteria as soon as you do it.”

“I worked at a Tropical Smoothie in Florida when I was 15. I would sometimes have to go out by the street in a gigantic banana costume and dance to try to get customers to come in. There was no anonymity — the costume had a big hole cut out so that everyone could see your face. My friends from school would drive back and forth and yell all kinds of awesome obscenities at me.”